Ground Zero Youth Ministry
Pastor Mike Atkins, Youth Pastor
Drew Cope, Youth Director
125 Saginaw Rd
New London Twp, PA 19352
Church: (610) 869-2140
GZ Office: (610) 869-7332
Fax: (610) 869-7823
Mike@GZYouth.com
www.GZYouth.com
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless
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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
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Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
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Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
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Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
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Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
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